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It's a tequila - based, terpene - infused, ready-to-drink, sparkling cocktail

Terpene

Terpenes are aromatic compounds present in many plants, but especially strong in cannabis. They are the green, grassy goodness you smell whenever you light up a bong. El Hempe infuses that goodness into its seltzer. Even though containing zero THC or CBD, terpenes still give our tequila cocktail a complex mix of fragrant herbal notes that stun your sense of smell like a bouquet of joints.

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